The evening WHYS:
When Isla launched her bowl of pears across the room, WHY did it have to land all over the wall, ceiling, couch, floor, vacuum cleaner, carpet, and table. SERIOUSLY! That was ridiculous.
WHY did Isla launch pears across the room today in the first place?
WHY do the ants return, even after I have killed the queen! (according to the ant trap box, which guarantees a dead queen within 24 hours and a dead ant population).
WHY can't John and Kate just suck it up and fight for their marriage?
WHY can't Kate get that big chunk of hair trimmed?
WHY do I have such a disdain for my own foot maintenance?
WHY is my husband so hot? (no complaints!)
WHY do I seriously have idea ADD?
WHY do people become obsessed with facebook applications?
WHY can't I ever be neighbors with this girl again?