"Mom, I have a problem," she announced with deep concern in her voice. She then handed me The Berenstain Bears Clean House. Should I be taking a hint here? Aislynn opened the book to this page and said, "Look."
I was not at all sure where this was going, drawing a blank, uh...I asked, "What's the problem with this page?"
"But Mom, this book is haunted, oh no!" she persisted.
Aislynn perked up, "What Mom?"
Eyeing a black pen on my dresser, I took matters into my own hands.