I came to the realization over the past 2 weeks that I am half human, half robot. I learned this after finding it extremely difficult to fun...

The evening WHYS: When Isla launched her bowl of pears across the room, WHY did it have to land all over the wall, ceiling, couch, floor, ...

Last Thursday I discussed the biblike necklace as an incredibly bad idea. Today I would like to dedicate a little time to a number of bad id...

MY WEDNESDAY WHYS AT 12:01 AM SHARP. Why is Walmart like a black hole? Why do kids NEVER (maybe once a year) sleep in? Why am I STILL, 2...

After reading Lindsay Ferrier's blog post over at "Suburban Turmoil." ( courtesy of my BFF ) I was startled, confused, and c...

I love this shirt. It says, "CALIFORNIA" all in caps. I feel like every summer I have a t-shirt that is THE shirt of the season. T...

1. static cling 2. chapped lips 3. cuts on the tip of your finger 4. the doodlebops 5. guys that "holla" at the ladies 6. wind chi...

The meeting of my non-biological twin was a very stressful and exciting day. Especially since I did not know that I was meeting my non-biolo...

I recently went to the doctor's office to see if my 78 day old baby ( I heard them refer to her as 78 days old when they were checking s...

This morning as I slowly opened my eyes and rolled over towards my stirring baby girl I was met by projectile spit up right across my chest ...